Covid Fun

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID19.
The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.

Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands ??

There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens.